My show is getting less response with the goblinesh at home. I want to take it on the road but, c’mon it’s scary out there!
I had a brilliant idea though. If I join the Rangers I can travel with armed backup. Oooooo, the possibilities. I could become “Jig the Maginficent!!!” someday, with extra exclamation points!
So the commander clearly doesn’t understand good entertainment. He asked how I earned my name and I tried to do a card trick. He wouldn’t participate, so I used Cantrip to float a card to him. He cut it in half WITH A FREAKIN’ SWORD!! Then some giant snake chased me around. At first I was too scared to do much of anything. Then I finally thought to Entangle it.
Finally we went to a tavern and the real evening began. There’s another entertainer in the group, who played me a great musical intro. I had a fabulous set and it absolutely rained money! I don’t remember mush after that……..